1.1. In each window, begin searching for turquoise and white products that are suitable for an airport, hotel, mall, bank, spa, or biennial lounge. “Aqua,” “Teal,” “Light Blue,” “Cyan,” “Robin Egg Blue,” “Aquamarine,” “Verdigris,” and “Electric Blue” can be useful search terms for yielding turquoise products as well.
1.2. Products should fulfill three main criteria – Synthetic. Futuristic. Soothing. Visit Hellblau for guidance.
1.3. Add the synthetic, futuristic, and soothing products you have decided on to your shopping cart and purchase them.
1.4. Avoid Mass Web Purchase Anxiety (MWPA) with reassuring mantras, primarily “Most airport, hotel, mall, bank, spa, and biennial lounges either close, relocate, or experience full product turnover within 90 days. I will return my online purchases within 90 days to receive a full refund.”
1.5. While waiting for your products to arrive, begin your search for licensed massage therapists to give on-site chair massages to visitors of your lounge. Search for massage therapy schools in your area, as students and recent graduates will often volunteer their services for exposure to potential clientele.
1.6. Settle on the most suitable massage therapist candidates for your lounge and negotiate the conditions of their contract.
1.7. Purchase turquoise and/or white outfits for your massage therapists. They will have an idea of what’s comfortable to work in, but you need to ensure that it is progressive fashion. You may want to let them keep these outfits, so that your brand identity can circulate in their networks.
1.9 Shipments arrive. DO NOT REMOVE ANY TAGS. Take a break from all this work. Just enjoy your Conair Massaging Neck Rest with Hand-Pumped Air Bladder and a No. 7 Blueberry Disposable E-Cigarette. Document these moments for online sharing.
2.0. Post the test videos to your Blogger, ExpressionEngine, LiveJournal, Open Diary, TypePad, Vox, WordPress, Xanga, FMyLife, Foursquare, Jaiku, Plurk, Posterous, Tumblr, Twitter, Qaiku, Google Buzz, Identi.ca, Nasza-Klasa.pl, Dailybooth, ASmallWorld, Bebo, Cyworld, Diaspora, Facebook, Google+, Tuenti, Hi5, Hyves, LinkedIn, MySpace, Ning, Orkut, Plaxo, Tagged, XING, IRC, Yammer, deviantArt, Flickr, Photobucket, Picasa, SmugMug, Zooomr, sevenload, Viddler, Vimeo, YouTube, Dailymotion, Metacafe, Nico Nico Douga, and Openfilm accounts. Also upload the videos to www.Pond5.com, the World’s Stock Media Marketplace.
2.1. Comment on all of your posts and “like,” “+1,” etc. them to get some buzz going. Chat all of your friends, family, subscribers, followers, and connections to suggest that they become a part of the buzz and “like” your posts.
2.2. Begin to finalize the object arrangements in your lounge. Be sure to designate an area for massage chairs and space for visitors to store their segways, recumbent bicycles, and orbit wheels.
2.3. Make news programming for your lounge with free clips from www.pond5.com. The seductive graphics, imagery, and SFX will offer plenty to the viewer–no need for reporters, crew, or content.
2.4. Buy (rent) an LCD HDTV from Best Buy that is at least 50 inches wide to display your news programming.
2.5. Mount the TV in your lounge. Set contrast, brightness, and color to 100. Loop the news programming you have made.
2.6. Purchase Hypnotiq, Powerade Zero (Mixed Berry), NeuroBliss, and No. 7 Blueberry Disposable E-Cigarettes in bulk for the opening reception. This may be the only series of purchases you make that are non-refundable.
2.7 Purchase CyberClean. Though the Home/Office compound may be more appropriate for the materials you’re cleaning, the Automotive Compound matches your lounge color better.
2.8 Pressure-wash your lounge and then do detail work with your CyberClean.
2.9. Relax, Reflect, Cleanse.
3.0. Open the lounge to the public.